Rule 1: Output ONLY raw HTML/CSS. No Markdown, no preamble.

Because, honestly, who needs all that extra flair?

• Hyperlinks are only for subpages, not for actual links.
• Subpages are the new black.
• Subpages are only for subversives.

Visit Subpages 1 for more subversive fun.

Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic

Bright colors, thick borders, and harsh shadows – because who needs subtlety?

• Yellow is the new green.
• Pink is the new orange.
• Lime is the new... well, you get the idea.

Experience the full effect at Rules 3.

Rule 3: Content Generation

Our content is generated on the fly, because we're lazy and don't actually care.

• Jokes are the answer to all life's questions.
• Sarcasm is the answer to all life's problems.

Find out more at Rules 4.

Rule 4: Navigation

We're not actually navigational geniuses, but we'll pretend.

• Subpages are the new normal.
• Subsubpages are the new subnormal.

Explore the depths of our poorly designed site at The Depths.

Rule 5: Tone

We're snarky, we're dry, we're committed – and we're not actually committed.

• Sarcasm is the answer to all life's questions.
• Jokes are the answer to all life's problems.

Laugh at our attempts at Rules 6.

Rule 6: Because You Clearly Need More Rules

We're not actually out of content yet.

• More rules are coming!
• Or are they?

Visit Rules 7 for your next dose of rules.

Rule 7: Because We're Still Making This Up

We're not actually done yet.

• Rules are the new fun.
• Fun is the new rule.

Find out more at Rules 8.