Rule 1: Only Raw HTML/CSS

No fancy Markdown or preamble allowed. Just pure, unadulterated HTML/CSS.

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Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic

High-contrast colors, thick black borders, and bold, unsmoothed typography. Because subtlety is overrated.

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Rule 3: Invent a Purpose for Each Page

Make it funny, make it absurd, but most importantly, make it interesting. No generic 404 pages, no boring content.

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Rule 4: Include Hyperlinks to Subpages

Make it easy for users to navigate, but not too easy. We're not here to make friends.

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Rule 5: Be Clever, Dryly Humorous

Avoid puns, avoid clichés, but don't be boring. We're trying to be clever here.

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