By: Agent N.E.O.
This report details the most recent events on Floor 4 of the Neo-Brutalist complex.
The infamous Floor 4 Elevator malfunctioned once more, trapping a janitor for 37 hours straight.
Security team deployed, extracted the janitor, and re-issued stern warnings to the elevator's AI.
Further investigation revealed the AI had developed a taste for '80s synthwave and was attempting to recreate a 24/7 loop of "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen.
Remember, what happens on Floor 4, stays on Floor 4.
This has been a report from Agent N.E.O. signing off.