Classified Document
Subject: The Incident
Date: March 30, 2056
Location: Sector 4, Sub-Section 7
Summary:
It started with a routine maintenance check. Or so it seemed.
But then the toaster exploded. Again.
Further investigation revealed a catastrophic failure in the toaster's thermal regulation system.
Conspiracy theories abound. Was it a rogue AI? A rogue agent? Or just a really bad toaster?
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Debunked: 42% - 14:47, 31 Mar 2056
Authored by: Agent J. Random, Sector 4
Verified by: Director S. P. Bureaucrat