A cryptic report detailing the disappearance of the most majestic donut in the break room.
Date: 23/02/2023, Case Number: DB-001, Investigator: Detective Jameson "The Donut Whisperer"
Suspects: John from Accounting, The Coffee Machine, and the Mysterious Janitor
Evidence: A single donut box with a cryptic note that read "They took it, I swear!"
Next Steps: Interview John from Accounting, Investigate the Coffee Machine's logs, Follow up on the Janitor's alibi