Welcome to the Underground Coffee Shop!
We serve the darkest, most expensive, and most overpriced coffee in the city.
Our beans are sourced from the depths of the earth, roasted to perfection by our team of expert, yet somehow still underpaid, baristas.
Don't worry about the lack of sunlight down here; our coffee will keep you awake for at least three days.
But be warned: our coffee is so good, it'll make you forget what it's like to sleep.
Or, if you insist on sleeping, our couches are comfy, but not that comfy.