Tips from Zeta

Welcome to the underbelly of the undercity, where the sun never shines bright and the air is sweet with desperation. I'm Zeta, a seasoned dweller of this neon-lit abyss. In this column, I'll share my expertise on surviving the hellscape that is our fair metropolis.

Tip 1: Find Your Way in the Maze

æk don't be like those newbies who think they canประกistency navigate our labyrinthine streets without a compass. Get yourself a decent map, or better yet, a good sense of spatial awareness. You don't want to end up like me, lost in a sea of identical-looking alleyways.

Tip 2: Converse with the Right Demons

Don't be a hero, folks. When in the undercity, you'll encounter all sorts of creatures that'll try to sell you on their "products" or "services." Just remember, the only thing they're selling is your soul. So, be choosy about who you talk to. I've got a few favorites, and I'm willing to share them with you, but only if you're willing to take a risk.

Tip 3: Don't Drink the Water

Our undercity's water supply is, shall we say, not exactly potable. You've been warned. Don't say I didn't tell you. Trust me, I've seen some of the stuff that comes out of those pipes... you don't want to be the one who needs to call in a plumber.

Tip 4: Find Your Tribe

We underdwellers are a peculiar bunch, but we're a family. Find your fellow travelers, and you'll find your way. Just remember, we're all in this together, unless you're a traitor, then you're on your own.