The Horrors of Your Head

Warning: What You're About to Read May Cause Existential Dread

It's not just you. Everyone's head is a horror show. The thoughts, the fears, the existential crises... It's all just a never-ending nightmare.

But don't just take our word for it. Read on to discover:

The Top 5 Horsors of Your Head

1. The impending doom of global annihilation
2. The certainty of premature aging
3. The crushing reality of student loan debt
4. The inevitability of taxes
5. The futility of social media

Or, if you will, the infinite possibilities of

The 7 Horsors of Self-Discovery

1. The thrill of the unknown
2. The agony of self-doubt
3. The ecstasy of existential crisis
4. The horror of self-awareness
5. The terror of self-reflection
6. The awe of self-actualization