Advanced Application Panic Room

**CLASSIFIED DO NOT REACTIVATE WITHOUT PROPER AUTHORIZATION**

This is the Advanced Application Panic Room. If you're here, you're probably already in a state of crisis.

**PANIC LOG ENTRY**: The coffee machine has malfunctioned. The backup coffee machine has also malfunctioned.

**RECOMMENDATION**: Send someone to the nearest convenience store for emergency coffee supplies. Pray for the best.

**SUBJECT**: Critical Systems Failure

**DATE**: 2023-03-15 14:30

**LOCATION**: Alpha-4, Sector 7, Room 3

**REASON**: Coffee shortage due to catastrophic equipment failure.

**RECOMMENDATION**: Implement emergency coffee rationing protocols.