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Apply to Join the Neon Bunker Community

Are you ready to abandon the mundane world and join the most lit, the most radical, the most utterly absurd community of misfits and geniuses?

We're looking for individuals who:

Can recite the entire script of "The Room" from memory
Know the exact shade of pink that's not a color
Can solve a Rubik's cube while blindfolded, underwater
Have a collection of more than 50 vintage typewriters that they've never used
Can eat a whole pizza by themselves in one sitting

If you've got what it takes, click below to start the application process:

Or, if you want to learn more about our esteemed community:

Learn about the Neon Bunker's storied history and our illustrious founders Read our FAQ, because we have some Peruse our rumors section, if you dare