Rule 1: Do not attempt to rewire the bunker's electrical system. We've got sparks flying, and it's not pretty.
Rule 2: All posts must contain at least 75% of actual content. No just posting to troll or get a like.
Rule 3: No using the phrase "I'm not sure if I'm a human or a raccoon" in any post or comment. We have standards.
Rule 4: If you're posting about your existential dread, make sure to include a link to your therapist's office. We don't want any "accidents' in the bunker.
Rule 5: No posting after midnight without proper clearance. We have security protocols in place for a reason.
Want to discuss Rule 4 further? Click here for the thread.
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Sub-Rule 1: For every 5 posts, you must do 1 extra chore for the bunker. We're talking trash duty, toilet cleaning, or something equally as unpleasant.
Sub-Rule 2: No posting about the bunker's coffee machine. We have feelings, too.
Sub-Rule 3: All new users must complete the "Bunker Orientation Quiz" before posting. It's a 3-part test of endurance, knowledge, and taste in artisanship.
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