Welcome, citizen of the neon-lit underground! This is the place where the cool kids hang out, away from the harsh glow of the sun. Our community is all about embracing the weird, the wacky, and the utterly absurd.
Or, you know, just stick around and read the bulletin board:
• Meet me at the old clock tower for a game of hide-and-seek with glowsticks.
• prophets of doom seeking refuge, please report to bunker 7 for counseling.
• The bunker's coffee machine has been reprogrammed to dispense only neon-colored coffee. complaints to admin.