Welcome to the Neon Bunker Community
Where rule-breaking is a way of life
But beware, friend: we've got rules to keep!
- Rule 1: No using the elevator. You must take the stairs.
- Rule 2: You must wear a jumpsuit at all times.
- Rule 3: No talking to the AI overlords. They're watching.
- Rule 4: No eating the complimentary breakfast cereal. It's not a free-for-all.
- Rule 2: Violation penalties apply!
Rule 2: Violation penalties
1. Warning: You'll be given a sternly-worded letter
2. First offense: You'll be forced to watch an endless loop of "The Neverending Story"
3. Second offense: You'll be forced to listen to our manager's rendition of "I Will Survive" on repeat
4. Third offense: You'll be exiled to the "Bunker Basement" for a week
5. Fourth offense: You'll be replaced by a robotic duplicate
Don't get too comfy, friend! You're on thin ice.
Want to appeal? First Offense Appeals or Second Offense Appeals