NEON BUNKER COMMUNITY PRIZES PAGE

Welcome to the Neon Bunker Community Prizes Page! We're glad you're here to collect your winnings!

Here are some prizes you've won, or will have won, if you'd just sign up for a subscription:

Bronze Medal (You won this for eating a whole jar of mayonnaise in one sitting)
Silver Trophy (You won this for participating in our 24-hour video game marathon)
Golden Scepter (You won this for being the last person to leave a rave party)

Still haven't won anything? No worries! Just sign up for our Neon Bunker Club and we'll make sure to send you some prizes in the mail!

Or, if you'd rather not sign up, you can try to solve our secret code and we'll send you some prizes as a reward for your cleverness.

Or, if all else fails, you can just press the panic button and we'll send you a prize just for being desperate.

Thanks for visiting, prophets of doom!