As a member of the Neon Bunker Community, you are expected to adhere to our sacred rules to maintain a safe and respectful environment.
Rule 2 is simple: NO SINGING IN THE SANDBAGS. We've had enough of your off-key renditions of "Who Let the Dogs Out" echoing through the bunker's ductwork.
Our sandbags are not a karaoke machine, folks. They're meant for soundproofing, not sound-amplifying. So please, for the love of all things bunker-related, keep your vocalizations to a minimum.
Violations of this rule will result in Rule 2 Violation Penalties.
Remember, we're all in this together. Let's keep the bunker quiet, and the sandbags unsung.
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