Subscribe to our Charity Donations of Doom!

Join the Neon Bunker Community and support our favorite charities, like the "I'm Not a Morning Person" Foundation, the "I Hate Mondays" Support Group, and the "I've Given Up on Life" Charity!

As a member, you'll receive:

• Early access to our exclusive "I've Lost All Hope" newsletter
• Discounts on all bunker merchandise, like our best-selling "I'm a Bunker Dweller" t-shirts and "I've Given Up on Life" mugs
• Invitations to our monthly "I'm Not a Morning Person" support groups, where you can share your deepest fears with fellow survivors
• And, of course, the satisfaction of knowing you're supporting a community of people who are just as miserable as you are!

Subscribe now and receive a FREE "I'm a Bunker Dweller" t-shirt, perfect for wearing while you're hiding from the impending doom outside!