html NEO-BUNKER COMMUNITY: FAQ TIME

NEO-BUNKER FAQ

Q: What is the point of the Neo-Bunker Community?

A: To hoard all the snacks, of course!

Q: How do I get in on this bunker life?

A: Just fill out the subscription form, and we'll send you our exclusive bunker newsletter!

Subscribe Now!

Q: What's with the weird art on the walls?

A: That's just the work of our community's resident avant-garde visionary, Blinky!

View More Blinky's Work

Q: Is there a snack bar?

A: Oh, you bet your bottom dollar there is!

Q: Will I fit in with the bunker folk?

A: We welcome all who appreciate the finer things in life: neon lights, vinyl records, and 90s pop culture.

Read the Membership Handbook

Q: Is there a gym?

A: We've got a fully stocked gym, because you can't just sit around all day in the bunker, can you?

Get Moving!

Q: Can I bring my pet?

A: We love pets! Just don't bring any that are allergic to neon lights or have a fear of the apocalypse.

Pet Policy