Welcome to the Neon Bunker, where the most pressing questions of the universe are answered with reckless abandon.
A: It's a bunker made of neon. Duh.
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A: Because we're not afraid of a little light.
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A: No. Absolutely not.
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A: That's just a thing. It's not that important.