Welcome to the Neon Bunker Light Therapy Program

Here, you can find solace in the harsh glow of our neon lights and the comforting darkness of our bunker walls. We specialize in treating the following conditions:

• Seasonal Affective Disorder
• Tech Addiction
• Irrational Worrying

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our special programs:

• Underwater Bungee Jumping
• Zero-Gravity Chicken Frying

Disclaimer: We are not actually licensed therapists. We just really like neon lights.