Neon Bunker Policies

Welcome, Bunker Dwellers! Please read our policies carefully to avoid being evicted into the irradiated wasteland outside.

• Article 1: Dont touch the pipes, they're still hot from last night's rave
• Article 2: Bunker inhabitants are not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by the disco ball
• Article 3: No, we do not provide complimentary nachos, you're on your own for snacks
• Article 4: The bunker has a strict no-tolerance policy for glitter
• Article 5: Do not attempt to communicate with the bunker's AI, it's still in therapy

Remember, we're not responsible for your sanity, so don't say we didn't warn you.