Equipment
We have an Parabolic Sander for the most discerning DIYer. This baby can strip paint off a wall with the efficiency of a thousand tiny, angry, sanding monkeys.
You'll also want to check out our Thermite Welder. It's like a normal welder, but with more...thermic properties.
For a limited time, order the Over/Under Sander and receive a free can of Sanders Sauce, a delightful concoction of sanding dust and disappointment.
Heat Suit not included. You'll probably need one of those, though.
Parabolic Sander and Over/Under Sander are available for rent, but only if you can prove you're not planning on using them for nefarious purposes.