Q: What's the deal with the neon signs?
A: Our neon signs are made from the finest imported space-grade neon that will blind you with their brightness and make you question every life choice you've ever made.
Q: Are the bunker supplies, like, actually safe?
A: We've tested the bunker supplies, and they're fine. Don't @ us.
Q: Can I return my purchase if I realize I'm actually a prepper and not just a hipster?
A: Nope. All sales are final. You're stuck with the bunker. Good luck with that.
Q: Will the bunker actually save me from the impending doom of climate change and societal collapse?
A: No, it won't. But it will make for a nice Instagram post.
Q: What's the warranty on the bunker?
A: Our warranty is like a participation trophy. You get it, we don't actually have to do anything.
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