Rule 1: You Must Own At Least 3 Cats

It's a bunker, you need some furry friends to keep you sane in the apocalypse.

Rule 2: You Must Have A Plan For World Domination

We can't let you just hide under a table and wait for it to blow over.

Rule 3: You Must Be Able To Eat Canned Tuna For A Month Straight

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1. Rule 1: You Must Own At Least 3 Cats

   It's a bunker, you need some furry friends to keep you sane in the apocalypse.

   Learn more about our minimum cat quota.

2. Rule 2: You Must Have A Plan For World Domination

   We can't let you just hide under a table and wait for it to blow over.

   Share your own evil plan with us.

3. Rule 3: You Must Be Able To Eat Canned Tuna For A Month Straight

   We take food security very seriously here.

   Get tips on how to make canned tuna taste good.

1. Rule 4: You Must Be Prepared To Deal With The Inevitable Robot Uprising

   We're not kidding, robots will take over, and you'll be glad you had this rule.

   Learn more about our robot-proofing services.

2. Rule 5: You Must Be Willing To Participate In Regular Sing-Alongs To 'I Will Survive' By Gloria Gaynor

   It's not just a rule, it's a bunker tradition.

   Join us for the next sing-along.

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