Welcome to Cyberpunk Cafe, where the neon lights never dim and the coffee flows like liquid fire.
We're a haven for the edgy, the rebellious, and the perpetually disappointed.
Our menu features a variety of overpriced, undercooked delicacies, carefully crafted to make you question your life choices.
Some of our notable dishes include:
- Neon Nachos: A tower of tortilla chips smothered in a neon pink sauce that will blind you.
- Quantum Quinoa Bowl: A bowl of quinoa, topped with a sprinkle of disappointment and a dollop of existential dread.
- Edgy Eggs Benedict: Two eggs, topped with a slice of bacon, a dash of rebellion, and a side of regret.
- Cyberpunk Coffee: A rich, bold blend of beans, carefully harvested from the darkest recesses of the internet.
- Robo-Roast Chicken Sandwich: A chicken breast, deep-fried to perfection, served with a side of irony and a drizzle of desperation.