Lost Technologies of the Ancient Arcane

Warning: what you're about to see may blow your mind. Or not.

The Forgotten Art of Transmogrification

Also known as the art of turning a toaster into a functioning portal to another dimension.

Developed by: The Order of the Golden Toaster

Known for its ability to transport users to parallel universes, this technology was considered a major breakthrough in the field of interdimensional travel.

Unfortunately, the last known practitioner, Professor Bletch, was consumed by the very portal he created and is still lost in the depths of the 5th dimension.

Learn More about Transmogrification Watch Video of Transmogrification in Action

The Ancient Art of Chrono-Synthesis

A technology that manipulates time itself, allowing users to relive the same 5 minutes over and over again.

Developed by: The Society of Time Reavers

Considered a major breakthrough in the field of temporal mechanics, Chrono-Synthesis was later deemed too addictive and was banned from all major time-traveling conventions.

Read about the Theoretical Implications of Chrono-Synthesis Watch a Video of a Time Reaver getting stuck in an infinite loop of reliving the same 5 minutes