Neuro-Napping: The Art of Sleeping with Your Eyes Open

Are you tired of sleeping like a normal human being? Do you want to experience the world in all its vibrant, Technicolor glory, even when you're supposed to be dreaming?

Then join the ranks of the Neuro-Napping elite! With our patented, scientifically-proven technique, you'll be able to sleep with your eyes open, and still manage to process the entirety of the internet while you're at it.

Here's a step-by-step guide to getting started:

1. Find a comfortable position. You know, the usual: on your back, on your side, upside down...
2. Closed your eyes, but only for a second. You don't want to waste any more time than necessary.
3. Focus on a point in front of you. It can be a wall, a cat, or a poorly-made GIF. The choice is yours!
4. As you "sleep", use your peripheral vision to scan the room, and mentally catalog every single detail.
5. When you feel your eyelids getting heavy, just... refocus. You got this.

Still not convinced? Don't worry, we have scientific backing for this one. Sort of.

Happy napping!

Benefits of Neuro-Napping

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