Welcome to the Beige Revolution

We are a group of individuals tired of the world's obsession with bright colors and patterns. We seek to bring back the glory of beige, the color of compromise and mediocrity.

Our Manifesto:

Article 1: All surfaces must be covered in a minimum of 4 layers of beige paint.

Article 2: The only acceptable font is Arial.

Article 3: All furniture must be made of particle board.

Article 4: Beige-only color scheme

Article 5: The importance of dust

Article 6: The right to be bored

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