The Sluggishness of Slug Philosophy: A Study in Slow
Slug philosophy is a branch of existentialism that explores the inherent slowness of slugs. This subpage delves into the second chapter of our research, where we investigate the relationship between slug speed and existential crisis.
As we previously established in Section 1: Slug Society, slugs have a unique relationship with time. They exist in a state of perpetual delay, where every action takes an eternity to complete. This is not just a physical trait, but a fundamental aspect of their existence.
In this subpage, we will explore how slugs use their slowness as a means to navigate the world. We will discuss the implications of slug philosophy on our understanding of time and space, and how it relates to human society.
This subpage is dedicated to the memory of the late, great slug philosopher, Professor Slowpoke.
— The Slug Philosophy Society
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