Important News
Yesterday, a cat won the lottery and bought 1000 cat toys. We can only assume it was a cat lady.
Also, someone stole our editor's lunch. Again.
We're looking for someone to blame. If you know anyone with a penchant for pilfering PB&Js, let us know.
And, in related news, we've added a new "Lost and Found" section to our website. Check it out!