Non-Refreshment

Where the concept of time is a distant memory, and so is your social life.

Welcome to Eternal Slouching, where the art of doing nothing is elevated to a fine art.

Here, you can indulge in the thrill of doing absolutely nothing, and still have a good time.

We have:

• Parasitic Lifestyle - Where you can live off the grid, but still have a roof over your head.
• Eternal Procrastination - Where you can put off your tasks until the end of time.
• Zero Productivity - Where the concept of work is just a distant memory.