Rusty's Robotic Armor Commission

Welcome, esteemed client! You've come to commission the most majestic, most awe-inspiring, most butt-protecting armor in the land.

Armor Styles

We offer three exquisite designs:

Please select your desired style for a personalized consultation.

Our armor is made from the finest recycled robot parts and guaranteed to withstand even the most intense apocalypse.

Don't just take our word for it! Here's what some of our satisfied clients have to say:

"I wore Rusty's armor into the heart of the nuclear reactor and back out again!" - John D.
"Rusty's armor is so good, I wore it to the office Christmas party and nobody even noticed I was secretly a cyborg." - Karen S.

Our prices are as follows:

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