Meet John "Chrono" Disaster Analyst

Chief Disaster Enthusiast and Professional Mayhem Consultant

John "Chrono" is our team's resident expert in all things catastrophic. With a Ph.D. in Chaos Theory and a background in demolition derby, he's the go-to guy for any organization looking to shake things up.

When he's not busy predicting the collapse of civilizations or advising on optimal ways to sabotage office coffee machines, John enjoys collecting antique door knobs and practicing his stand-up comedy routine.

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