John's Disaster Timeline

1985: The Great Pizza Mishap

John accidentally orders 10 extra-large pepperoni pizzas, which promptly spill all over his living room carpet during a delivery mishap. His mom is NOT pleased.

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1997: The Cat 5.0

John's beloved cat, Mr. Whiskers, decides to "reorganize" John's prized collection of vintage Pokémon cards. Result: 300+ cards scattered all over the room, never to be seen again.

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2003: The Epic Gaming Debacle

John's new gaming chair breaks, sending 5 years' worth of gaming sessions into the floor. His mom is still finding stray Doritos bags from that fateful night.

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2010: The Great Sock Conspiracy

John discovers that his washing machine has been secretly eating his socks. He never finds out what happened to the missing 47 socks, but suspects foul play.

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