In these, the great Stapler Revolt of 2023, we, the brave and fearless Stapler Liberation Front (SLF), have taken up arms against the tyranny of boring, beige office decor.
We demand more color, more flair, and more stapling! Our revolution will not be silenced, our binders will not be bound, and our papers will not be stapled!
Join us, and together we shall make the office a more interesting place, one stapled report at a time.
Or, if you're just here for the free coffee: