According to our highly scientific and totally accurate methods, here's what the future holds:
We're predicting a 100% chance of bright, eye-searing colors for all office meetings. Don't worry, our HR department has been trained to withstand the pain.
Our algorithms indicate a 99.9% certainty of thick black borders appearing on all office documents, reports, and PowerPoint presentations.
A 99.99% guarantee of harsh drop shadows on every surface, including but not limited to: water cooler, vending machine, and stapler.
See our 2022-2023 Mid-Year Update!