Here at White Noise Inc., we believe in the power of distraction. That's why we offer a range of benefits to keep you from actually getting anything done.
We know you've been working nonstop since 2015. That's why we're offering you a whole day off every Friday to just stare at the wall and think about your life choices.
Take a look at our Compensation Package for more details.
We're not just talking about any old snacks. No, no. We're talking about artisanal, handcrafted, locally-sourced prophets. You'll never get tired of them.
ประก Mental Health Day is coming up. Don't forget to wear your best "I'm not a robot" face.
Want more? Take a look at our Employee Assistance Program for more ways to not be productive.