I'm Philosophy McPherson, the newest addition to the Office Drone squad. When I'm not busy contemplating the meaning of life, I spend my days stuck in meetings, sipping coffee, and wondering where it all went wrong.

• Read more about me, because, honestly, I need the practice
• Steve McPherson: The Original and Only McPherson
• Bob McPherson: My Dad, The Real Hero

Some notable quotes from my illustrious career:

• "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
• "The coffee is fine, don't @ me."
• "If at first you don't succeed, fail again, because I have meetings all day."