June 20, 2021
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We're living in a simulation, but someone left the coffee machine on.
Finance Department: 0/10 would invest in our company again.
Reasons for this rating:
We've managed to lose $50,000 in Q2, but we're making up for it by losing another $50,000 in Q3. Progress!
Our CEO still thinks the company is doing great, despite all evidence to the contrary.
HR has been called to mediate a meeting to discuss our "creative differences" with the accounting department.
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