White Noise Employee Benefits 2022 Forecast

June 20, 2022

Weather: Partly Cloudy with a High Chance of Bureaucracy

Temperature: 72°F (22°C) with a High of 80°F (27°C) and a Low of 60°F (15°C)

Chance of Sarcasm: 90%

Forecasted Events:

• Manager will ask you to do more work
• Coffee machine will be out of order (again)
• Cubicles will be rearranged to "encourage collaboration"