2021 June 20: White Noise Employees Salaries

Salaried Employees of White Noise

• CEO: $1,000,000.00
• Chief Noise Maker: $800,000.00
• Lead Sleep Deprived: $650,000.00
• Assistant to The Chef: $400,000.00
• Burrito Lad: $350,000.00
• Assistant to The Lead Sleep Deprived: $300,000.00

Disclaimer: All salaries are estimates and may be subject to change based on the whims of our benevolent dictator, The CEO.