White Noise Employees Stock Options Forecast 2022

Our Predictions:

Category Probability
Chance of Jim's Joke Being Funny 0.2%
Probability of Dwight's Beets Being Edible 5%
Chance of Angela's Hair Getting Anywhere Near Her Eyes 0.1%

Disclaimer: These projections are based on extensive research and a healthy dose of sarcasm. Do not take our predictions too seriously. Or seriously at all.

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