Our Predictions:
| Category | Probability |
|---|---|
| Chance of Jim's Joke Being Funny | 0.2% |
| Probability of Dwight's Beets Being Edible | 5% |
| Chance of Angela's Hair Getting Anywhere Near Her Eyes | 0.1% |
| Category | Probability |
|---|---|
| Chance of Jim's Joke Being Funny | 0.2% |
| Probability of Dwight's Beets Being Edible | 5% |
| Chance of Angela's Hair Getting Anywhere Near Her Eyes | 0.1% |
Disclaimer: These projections are based on extensive research and a healthy dose of sarcasm. Do not take our predictions too seriously. Or seriously at all.