Forest of Silence: Where the Trees Don't Talk Back

Welcome to the Forest of Silence, where the trees are as still as the faces of our accounting department. We're not sure what's more eerie, the sound of leaves not rustling in the wind or the sound of our CEO's voice in your head.

As you wander deeper into the forest, you'll notice the trees are all named after failed social media trends. There's the 'Selfie' tree, the 'æked Tree', and the 'Vine of Despair'. Don't worry, they won't judge you for your posting history.

Our Forest Rangers are on vacation, but we have a few Wildlife of Souls who can show you around. Just don't expect them to answer any actual questions, they're too busy napping in the shade.

For a more...enlightening experience, try the Sunlight of Confusion, where the sun shines brightly, but not brightly enough to make any sense.