Sonic the Hedgehog: The Unlikely Hero of White Noise

A Collection of Sonic Sacrifices, As Told by the Man Himself

It's your pal Sonic, here to spill some tea on my most epic sacrifices for the sake of white noise. You see, I've been running through loop-de-loops, collecting Chaos Emeralds, and saving those in need, but it's not all sunshine and rainbows, folks.

• The Time I Had to Listen to Dr. Eggman's Podcast
• When I Had to Choose Between Saving a Village or Getting a Nice, Quiet Afternoon Stroll
• The Many Times I've Sacrificed My Lunch for the Sake of These Tiny, Green Rocks

Stay tuned, folks, for more tales of Sonic's Sacrifices in White Noise!

Or, you know, don't. I've got a date with some Tails.