Unofficial Press Coverage: Sonic Safety EMS
Breaking news: Sonic the Hedgehog's spin attacks are not as safe as you think.
Our team of expert journalists has dug deep into the world of Sonic the Hedgehog and uncovered some shocking truth about the safety of his spin attacks.
We've spoken to sources close to the blue blur and have obtained exclusive documents that reveal a pattern of reckless endangerment.
Citing sources, we've learned that Sonic's spin attacks have resulted in at least 5 reported instances of collateral damage, 7 minor injuries, and 2 near-misses.
- Read our exclusive press release: Sonic Safety EMS: The Truth Behind the Spin
Stay tuned for more updates as this story continues to unfold.