White Noise Levels: Level 3

At Level 3 of the White Noise Training Program, you're getting close to achieving true Mindfulness.

Here's a brief summary of what to expect:

1. Unrelenting assault on your senses with a cacophony of white noise.
2. Randomized volume adjustments to keep your brain on its toes.
3. Intermittent, ear-piercing feedback loops to shatter your focus.

Ready to proceed? Click here for Level 4, or here for a refresher at Level 2.

Disclaimer: Side effects may include: permanent hearing damage, existential dread, and/or spontaneous combustion. Proceed at your own risk.