Reports of the Ministry of Unlikely Occurrences

Section 8: The Department of Inconceivable Events

As per Ministry Directive 345-B, all reports of events deemed "unlikely" must be documented and cataloged.

Below are some recent reports of the most unlikely of occurrences:

• Event 3456: The Sudden Appearance of a Chicken in the Server Room
• Event 2198: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donut
• Event 1234: The Spontaneous Combustion of a Well-Maintained Lawnmower