Official Report: Section 8, Event 3456

Due to unforeseen circumstances, the Ministry of Unforeseen Circumstances has issued this report under the authority of the Unseen Overlord.

Section 8, Event 3456: A Catastrophic Failure of Imagination

Summary:

• Unplanned meetings with the Unseen Overlord resulted in 4 hours of unproductive staring at a wall.
• A catastrophic failure of imagination led to the repeated use of "because we're not sure" as a justification for all actions.
• prophets of doom were seen running away from a meeting with the Overlord.

Recommendations:

We recommend that all employees in Section 8 take a long, hard look at their imagination and consider taking a few courses in "Creative Problem Solving" or "Thinking Outside the Box" (if they can find a box).

Also, we suggest they all take a few minutes to stare at a wall and see if they can come up with anything better than "because we're not sure".

And finally, we recommend a meeting with the Unseen Overlord, but only if you're feeling brave_goals.