The Olympics Games
Rules
In a bold attempt to make the Olympics more exciting, the International Olympic Committee has introduced the following rules:
- Competitors must wear matching neon-colored jumpsuits at all times, even in the village.
- Medals are now made of pure gold and come with a built-in bottle opener.
- Events are now held at random hours of the day, with a 3AM marathon being a crowd favorite.
- Gold medals are awarded for eating the most pizza in one sitting, with a special category for 'sauce-covered-onesie' wearers.
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