Contingency Plans: Operation Chaos

In the event of a catastrophic failure of the mainframe, proceed to Plan Alpha for emergency protocol.

Or, if that's not feasible, head to Plan Bravo for a more... let's say, 'aggressive' approach.

But, if you're feeling particularly desperate, try Plan Charlie for some good old fashioned chaos.

Remember, these plans are not to be taken lightly. Or seriously. Or at all.