The fundamental nature of the cosmos is not as complicated as it seems.

We have discovered the secret to everything.

It's a toaster.

The toaster has been sitting on the counter in our kitchen for years.

Its presence has always seemed mundane, yet it is, in fact, the source of all life and energy in the universe.

When we press the button, the toaster emits a burst of cosmic energy that warps space and time.

The toast pops up, and the universe is reborn.